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Did I make an ass of myself? Is it a conspiracy? I reported a while back on the Clean Butt commercials and now it seems that someone else had the happy butt idea. But really who came up with the idea first? I feel totally betrayed. Did I invest my fascination in the wrong company? How will I guarantee that my butt will be a happy butt if I don’t have the real thing? I don’t want a generic somewhat melancholy butt, I want the full-on happy.

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